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Cafe Grumpy is Down With Abe

Thanks to Alex for sending in this pic he snapped at Cafe Grumpy in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.  Apparently the Grumpy crew was selling Abe’d out totes by the talented artist/grumpy’s employee Kira to celebrate the big day this past weekend.  If you’re crying log cabin scented tears because you missed it, email Kira at xoxokb@gmail.com and she just might be able to hook you up.

Happy Valentines Day, Abe Style

Yup, that’s two Abe Lincoln dolls suckin face with their eyes open.  You’re welcome.

Cakes of Lincoln

Happy Birthday Abe, stay honest!

It’s Chuck Darwin’s birthday too

Ok this last one is a cookie.  But a stellar cookie.

Holy Fucking Shit Happy Birthday Abe Lincoln

Well it’s that special time of year again.  Happy birthday, Big Abe.  Here’s some penny portraiture to kick the day off right.  I’m morally obligated to inform you that there is a major cock-tease at 0:40, but hang in there.

P.S. I think this is the song that bald eagles listen to when they make love

And they call themselves AMERICAN apparel?

Abraham Lincoln was never meant to: be in pink, bling, or be on a douche’s t-shirt.  Please American Apparel, show some patriotism and recall this t-shirt

Ghetto Blaster Lincoln

He was stoked until he realized D batteries wouldn’t be invented for another 119 years

Abe in the Doghouse

You gotta figure this commercial is pretty historically accurate.  Im all about Mary Todd, but lets be real, she definitely had a huge ass which she managed to keep under wraps.  And Abe would definitely have told her what’s what.  Sorry M.T., time to hit the gym.

No wonder he always wore that top hat…

Is it a Jewfro or an Afro...that is the question

Wii Lincoln

A very respectable Wii Abe.  I’d like to see someone build a Wii Stonewall Jackson so I could watch Wii Abe just ruin him at Wii tennis.  That would be a powerful metaphor.